Who the Fuck Is Alice? Songtext
von Smokie

Sally called when she got the word
She said, "I suppose you′ve heard
About Alice"

Well, I rushed to the window, and I looked outside
But I could hardly believe my eyes
As a big limousine rolled up
Into Alice's drive

Oh, I don′t know why she's leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she′s got her reasons, but I just don′t wanna know
'Cause for 24 years I′ve been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Grew up together
Two kids in the park
Carved our initials deep in the bark
Me and Alice


Now she walks through the door, with her head held high
Just for a moment, I caught her eye
As a big limousine pulled slowly
Out of Alice′s drive, come on

I don't know why she′s leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons, but I just don′t wanna know
′Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I′m feeling, tryna get into her glance
Now I gotta get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

Sally called back, asked how I felt
She said, "I know how to help
Get over Alice"

She said, "Now, Alice is gone, but I'm still here
You know I′ve been waiting for 24 years"
And the big limousine disappeared

I don't know why she′s leaving or where she's gonna go
I guess she's got her reasons, but I just don′t wanna know
′Cause for 24 years I've been living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)


24 years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I′m feeling, maybe get a second glance
But I'll never get used to not living next door to Alice
(Alice, who the fuck is Alice?)

No, I′ll never get used to not living next door to Alice

Goodnight, God bless, and take care
I'm gonna see you soon
Thank you very much for being here