Crazy Legs Songtext
von (Hed) Planet Earth

Crazy legs
Ha-ha
Yeah, yeah
He-he-he


I come into your house
Make love to your spouse
Fuck her in the mouth, then I′m out
What?
These types of things happens all the time
You tryna get yours, but I'ma kill for mine (whoo)
Nigga, nigga (nigga)
Nigga (nigga), a-nigga please
I strap on a jimmy ′cause I don't want a disease, huh
Baby likes it when I come inside
I come into your house and take your daughter for a ride (whoo)
Now, you wanna slow me down?
Show me how
You heard about my theory, now?
Feel me now
Buster
You're dealing with the microphone crusher
Amateurs fold under pressure (whoo)
Yeah, roll up that blunt now
Lay your guns down
Who be the one now?
Out of town
Before sun down
Okay, Corral

You gonna slow me down, bitch?
Show me how (whoo)
You gonna slow me down?
Show me how
You gonna slow me down?
Show me how
You gonna slow me down?
Show me how
You gonna slow me down?
Bitch, show me how (whoo)


Where my dogs at?
Where my girls at?
Where the whiskey at?
Lemme hit some of that
I′ma drink my wine and smoke my weed
I′ma fuck that honey from behind 'til she scream (whoo)
Oh, hell yeah (hell yeah)
There′s a party over here, party over there
Rebels, throw your fists in the air
Bitches, throw your tits in the air

(Hed) P.E., oh can't you see?
Sometimes your shit just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
M.C., my love, is here to stay
M.C.O.D., oh can′t you see?
Sometimes your shit just hypnotize me
But I just love your freaky ways
(Hed) P.E., you're here to stay

Yeah, you heard about that shit that we do
You heard about the sex and the drugs and the violence
It′s all true
Yeah, I heard about your puss ass crew
Cross over corporate
Take down, take two (whoo)
Huh, you're running out of time now
You all mine now
Lights out, you fat motherfucker
Watch me shine now
You fat ass
You gonna slow me down?
Show me how
You heard about my theory, now?
Feel me now (yeah)
'Cause ain′t no way that this shit can miss
See, all my dogs fuck it up in the pit
See, all my ladies shake they hips
And wiggle they tits
Shit, my niggas might bounce to this (ha-ha, yeah)
′Cause everybody talking 'bout that new sound crazy
But it′s still hip-hop to me (whoo, whoo)

(Hed) P.E., oh can't you see?
Sometimes your shit just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
M.C., my love, is here to stay
M.C.O.D., oh can′t you see?
Sometimes your shit just hypnotize me
But I just love your freaky ways
(Hed) P.E., you're here to stay

Let me have your motherfucking undivided attention
It′s about time I set the motherfucking record straight
Now, it's obvious who smokes the most and the best weed
And it's obvious who gets the most and the finest hoes
And it′s obvious who gon′ get they props in 2001
2012, come
Watch me shine in the new millenium
Yeah, I think you fine, baby
But nah, you ain't my baby
You think I′m crazy?
Nah-nah, no motherfucking way
But you fuck tomorrow, fuck today
Fuck your scandalous ass and your scandalous ways
Fuck your mama and the child she raised
What?

(Hed) P.E., oh can't you see?
Sometimes your shit just hypnotize me
And I just love your freaky ways
M.C., my love, is here to stay
M.C.O.D., oh can′t you see?
Sometimes your shit just hypnotize me
But I just love your freaky ways
(Hed) P.E., you're here to stay