The Group Mind Has Decided You're In Love Songtext
von Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

You say you′re broken up, that it's over
Yes, you′ve both been 'bout as stubborn as can be
(You tell 'em, Maya!)
But we see from afar just how cute you are
And the thought of it makes everyone all squee
Squee! Squee! Squee!

We don′t know why you′re fightin' the inevitable
(With ya, Timmy!)
It′s clear to us that you are both soulmates
Plus, you're kinda the only two LGBTQ people I know
So to me, it′s clearly fate
Fate, fate, fate!
"You need to get out more, Tim"


It's confirmed (it′s confirmed)
It's official (it's official)
The group mind has decided you′re in love
Court adjourned (court adjourned)
Now kiss a little (kiss a little)
The mass mob has declared that you′re in love
Love, love, love!

"Rebecca, don't you have bigger problems going on right now?"
"Yes, and this is a welcome distraction"

Now, you might say we just need a distraction
"You just said that!"
From the stress and drama of our lives
But I go "la la la la" when you swear that there′s nothing there
You're love′s the only reason I survive
"Sorry, what's your name again?"

It′s confirmed (it's confirmed)
It's ah-fficial (it′s ah-fficial)
The group mind has decided you′re in love
Say "yes" to long term! (Say "yes")
Look what I whittled (Hot dang!)
The mass mob has decided you're in love
Love, love, love!
Everybody stretch, time to dance!


"What are you guys doing here?"
"We all want you back together, too"
"Who is this guy?"
"I needed a dance partner,
And I′ve had a really hard week, so please let me have this"

"Okay, so this is not about us anymore"

"They're just randomly doing ballet now?"
"That is not the correct dance language for this piece"

"Stop it! Leave these guys alone!"
"For the record,
It is possible to be platonically
Friends with someone you′ve broken up with!"
"Do you really believe that?"
"No, I just wanted to be in the number"

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
Dance, dance, dance, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance!
Kiss, dance, kiss, dance, kiss, dance, yay!
It's confirmed! (Wee-ha!)
It′s official! (Yee-hoo!)
The group mind has decided you're in love

Hey, where'd they go?
Who cares?
Horse!