I Laughed... I Cried... I Fudged My Undies!
- Baby Blue Intro With Preface by Alan Pinchloaf
- Blow Me (You Hardly Even Know Me)
- How's Your Whole... Family?
- The Two Gay Irishmen
- Rocket in My Pants
- Intro by Alan Pinchloaf
- Holy Shit, It's Christmas!
- Ballad of a Dog Named Stains
- The Dark Years
- Little Peters
- You Promised Me the Moon (But I Preferred Uranus)
- Baby Blue
- Blow Me (instrumental)
- How's Your Whole... Family? (karaoke mix)
- You Promised the Moon (karaoke mix)
- Blow Me (karaoke mix)
Mehr Songtexte
- The Spelling Song
- I Wanna Polka, Polka
- I Don't Just Love You Down There
- Natural Causes Chicken
- You Promised the Moon (but I Prefer Uranus)
- Babe's Auto Villa (commercial)
- Chrismas Song Intro
- Last Salute to Red Peters
- Diana
- The Closing Song
- Rocket in My Pants (Valentine's Day)
- Use Your Hand
- I Wanna Polka Polka
- The Pope (skit)
- How's Your Whole Family?
- Little Peter
- Take It Out at the Ballgame
- How's Your Whole Family
- Long and Hard
- How's Your Whole Family? (LP)
- Lifeguard of the New Millenium
- Bonus Track
- Pullin' It All Night Long
- Holy Sh*t!... It's Christmas
- Up You Ass (commercial)
- You Ain't Gettin' S... For Christmas
- The Ten Second National Anthem
- Peenitch (commercial)
- Alan Pinchload Intro
- How's Your Whole... Family
- Natural Causes Chicken (commercial)
- Holy Shit!... It's Christmas
- The First Time I Met You
- Gourmet Firewood (commercial)
- Doggy Style
- How’s Your Whole… Family
- Christmas Song Intro
- How’s Your Whole… Family?
- Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!
- I Don’t Just Love You Down There
- [unknown]
- Christmas Song (intro)
- Alan Pinchload (intro)
- Babe’s Auto Villa (commercial)
- You Ain’t Gettin’ S… for Christmas
- Pullin’ It All Night Long
